Ghost of the Weird-Movies Past - "You wasted your time watching weird movies because you had nothing better to do."
Ghost of the Weird-Movies Present - "You are wasting your time watching a weird movie while thinking how you could insult it in your review because you have nothing better to do."
Ghost of the Weird-Movies Future - "You will continue to waste your time watching weird movies that are neither here nor there because you'll have nothing better to do."
Dear Spirits of the Past, Present, and Future, what must I do to change this inevitability?
All three Ghosts together - "Nothing! You are destined to do this forever because you never had, have, and will have anything better to do."
Rating: 2.5 Out of 5